retro spring

Greetings and salutations, everyone; yes, once again it is I, Mani the purebred border collie, filling in for the guy I live with, and here to bring you the latest news from our garden. You may remember me from such posts as “The Blizzard”, among so many, many others.

Here I am in a characteristic pose. The guy I live with told me a pretty good joke. I forget how it went, though.Mostly the only things that have been happening here involve raking up stuff and cutting things back.

The guy I live with is kind of beside himself these days. This is a peculiar expression, to be beside yourself, but I guess it dates way back to the time when “beside” meant something other than being right next to yourself. Anyway, the reason why this is, is because it’s been raining.

No, seriously. The other day they predicted we would get a whole bunch of snow, the way we almost always do on or about the twenty-fourth of March (like the post “The Blizzard” shows), but instead we got half an inch (1.25 cm) of rain overnight. The guy I live with said that this was “how spring used to be”, with rain. Back in the last century, whatever that means. True, there would be the occasional super-depressing bunch of snow just when he was feeling good about gardening and the new year.

This century, he said, it maybe rained in March one year, and the rest of the time it’s snowed, which I like, but he doesn’t. (So I said this evens out.) Of course it can still snow here, until the end of May (which is also new this century), but the idea that there is actually rain in March instead of snow is very pleasant, indeed, though I have a tendency to get a bit muddy. Which is excellent, of course, but sometimes something gets said about it.

And it’s just rain. Not rain turning to snow, or rain bringing hail and tornadoes. Just rain. That’s my Lamb Chop toy on the “new berm”, there. I think it’s a bit damp right now. When it rained here the other day there was snow on the foothills, but it looks like that all melted.

You can see that the garden is slightly greener now.

That’s really all I have, today. Oh, there was the thing about going on our morning walk and the guy I live with not having his camera when Norm the coyote trotted across the canal (which is empty now for some weird reason, because there was water in it last week), and how he could have gotten a “good coyote picture” and all that, even though Norm looked like he really needed a good brushing.

And I guess I need to show you the proper way to eat a biscuit, when the biscuit is on the couch, but it’s too much trouble actually to get up on the couch to eat it. The guy I live with said this was undignified, but this is the way I do it, just to let you know.

Until next time, then.

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stuff and nonsense

Greetings and salutations, everyone; yes, once again it is I, Mani the purebred border collie, filling in for the guy I live with, and here to bring you the latest news from our garden. You may remember me from such posts as “A Misty Day”, among so many, many others.

Here I am in a characteristic pose. Waiting to go on my evening walk. Waiting very patiently, and wondering why we’re not going.It’s been super-dry here; even hot. It was seventy-eight degrees here today (25.5 C) and it’s been like that for a few days. It’s not freezing at night. The guy I live with says this isn’t unusual, except for the dryness. The record dry March was in 1945, with .13 inches (3.3 mm), and so far this one has been drier.

The guy I live with also talks about watering, but he hasn’t done any yet. Maybe you can see how dry the garden looks. He says this is okay. I guess he’s right ….

The flower pots in the picture above are for covering things, but it hasn’t been necessary for a while. Maybe it will be, next week.

There are quite a few things in flower right now. This is the pink form of Chionodoxa luciliae.And Adonis amurensis. It’s late because it’s in more shade than it used to be, so it takes longer for the soil to warm up, where it is now. It was in sun when it was first planted, about twenty years ago. It gets less attractive as it grows, but it’s nice now.Viburnum farreri is flowering too. It flowers later here than at the botanic gardens, because it’s in more shade. See the fallen fence pickets behind the viburnum? I’ll talk about them after I show the pictures. Flowers are scented of heliotrope.About the pickets. They fell down. They used to be set on the fence, with the other end set on the roof of the shed. Because raccoons would get up on the shed roof and have no way to get back into the yard they came from, and I would feel obliged to bark at them for hours. The raccoons used the pickets to escape my deadly clutches. But they fell down. The guy I live with just noticed this a couple of days ago, and said the pickets will have to be put back up, because raccoons do what raccoons do.

The guy I live with’s ear is stopped up. This happens a lot. He spent thirty years talking on the phone, and so this happens. He went to look for some stuff to put in his ear, and discovered the bottle said the medicine expired in 2011. That was a long time ago. He said it’s weird to think that “2011” was a long time ago, since when he was little he always thought that the year 2000 would be a weird year to live in, and there would be rocket cars and jet packs and everyone would be at peace with one another. It turned out differently.

While he was going through all the bottles and things, to see what had expired, there was this bottle of Selsun Blue shampoo which had expired an even longer time ago. He threw it away. And then he said he felt really ill-at-ease doing that, because the bottle was used to give Slipper a bath, since he had a super-oily coat. He felt so strange about throwing away this connection to Slipper that he got the bottle and put it back where it’s been for over ten years.

He keeps telling me he’s not a weirdo, that the therapist he used to see told him he was sane and all, but I sometimes wonder. On the other hand, I know I do like to have things pretty much the same, in the house, and in my yard. I guess you call it continuity.

Some tomato seeds are germinating. The guy I live with’s friend saved these from last year, and he sowed them a few days ago. Speaking of germinating seeds, you may already be aware that the guy I live with is kind of obsessed with finding easier ways to germinate seed. A while back he got a packet of seeds of Mirabilis longiflora, and looked online to see how to germinate these. Some sources said stratification helps, some said germination would occur at warm temperatures some time within one to five weeks.

“Stuff and nonsense”, the guy I live with said. (There’s a book called that, by A.B. Frost, in the living room, so I wondered what he meant.)  The seeds looked pretty hard. Like impermeable-to-water hard. (They’re way more in focus than this in real life.) The seed coats aren’t really that hard, not like morning glories or members of the pea family.He soaked some in warm water overnight, then made a slit in the seed coat, and put the seeds in a wet coffee filter, which was placed in a freezer bag. The bag was sealed and left upstairs for a day. All the seeds needed was an entrance for water to get in.

The sprouted seeds went into peat pots this evening.

But not before I went on my walk. You can see that the grass is turning green. That extremely green grass is Kentucky bluegrass, which must have escaped from the yard next to the fence. I think you can see the path we walk on, in the evening. It’s really a coyote path. We go this way in the evening because of the possibility of unleashed dogs, going the other way, and the guy I live with says this is safer. He took a picture of the group of Yucca baccata in our front yard, too. The front yard is kind of messy.Then we got to look into “someone’s” back yard. This is a terrible picture, really, but I kind of like looking into this back yard. I do know whose it is.There are some pea shrubs, Caragana arborescens, which are leafing out at the bottom. You probably can’t see that. The guy I live with said that this was the first thing he planted in the back yard. There were people flying on those propeller-powered hang-glider things too. You can see the one in this picture if you embiggen it. It’s that black dot in the lower center.That surely has to be it for today. I know this was a sort of rambling post, but I’m easily distracted, as the guy I live with will tell you. 

Until next time, then.

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