Hello again, everyone. Yes, it is I, Chess the purebred border collie, here to entertain you as only a purebred border collie, whose parents were working dogs, can do, as you shall see. You may remember me from such posts as “Baby Blue Jays” and “Disgrace of the Week”, among many others.
Tonight we have something very special in store for you. A movie featuring me. It is indeed excellent, because, as you may have guessed by now, the world does pretty much revolve around me.
I hope you enjoy tonight’s feature. I’ll be appearing as myself. The sprinkler is a gear-driven one made in Australia, and the guy I live with says it’s a wonderful sprinkler. I have to agree.
I apologize for having to leave right at the end, but I had to go see what was going on in the field behind our house. That’s one of my many responsibilities here.
Wait, there’s more. This next one is what the guy I live with calls “the director’s cut”. Really, he had the camera set for taking pictures under tungsten lighting, which was weird, but it happened, so that explains the strange lighting. It’s still me, though.