the dog days

Hello, everyone. Once again it is I, Chess the purebred border collie, here to provide you with posts of the high quality you have no doubt come to expect. You may remember me from such superior posts as “Indubiably” and “Life With A Nut”, which were, of course, excellent, but so were all the others. Here I am in a characteristic pose, expecting a biscuit.

072501

I told the guy I live with that I prefer the most expensive biscuits, organic of course, so that’s what I get. Since the Dog Days have begun, why not show more pictures of me? I can’t think of any reason not to. We got up at 10:15 this morning, and of course the guy I live with blames me and the Dog Days stuff, but it was 57 last night and the fan blew in a bunch of really nice cool air, so why get up? There was breakfast, though, so eventually I did get up.

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072503

You may indeed wonder about the pictures on the wall behind me. If you don’t, I’m going to show them anyway. The guy I live with thinks he might have shown the grasshopper before, but then, his mind is going, so he thinks a lot of strange things. This is the grasshopper my mommy painted in acrylic.

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And the picture of my uncle Pooka, with the Gaelic spelling my mommy gave him when he was really little. I never knew him, but you can see he did have radar ears.

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Anyway, I guess I should talk about the garden some, since this is sort of a gardening blog. It was in the 60s today and so you would think a huge amount of gardening was done, but not really.

First let’s look at the lawn, since it’s almost all the guy I live with thinks about. He was right about grass coming up through the burlap.

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The rest of the new lawn is coming along nicely. The buffalo grass is slower to germinate; this is mostly blue grama. He could have spread burlap on that, too, so I could walk on it, but he says he didn’t think of it in time. You can see a strip on the left; that’s all buffalo grass.

072509

Fascinating, huh? Well, if you think that’s interesting, I should mention that the guy I live with is actually growing something you can eat. Holy basil.

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The reason for this is that he didn’t really know what holy basil looked like. It’s hard to believe there’s something he didn’t know, but he says everyone has to have at least one thing they don’t know. He would go to the Asian market and there would be like fifty things which could be holy basil, or bai graprao, but he constantly forgets to write down the Vietnamese word for it, which graprao isn’t; it’s the Thai word for it.

Which is the whole point. You make drunken noodles, or pad kee mao, with them, and that’s one of his favorite foods. You can use regular Thai basil, bai horapah, and that’s good, but he wanted to use the real thing.

What you do, he says, is get some flat rice noodle sheets, cut them into two-inch long strips, then separate the strips and cut them into two-inch long pieces again. Then you stir fry a bunch of chopped garlic and Thai green chiles (kii noo chiles), then add pieces of chicken or tofu or whatever, and then some strips of Chinese broccoli or bok choy, then add a few tablespoons of fish sauce and a little bit of dark soy sauce, and add the noodles, stir frying them until they’re soft, and then sprinkle the holy basil on everything.

I don’t like this. My grandpa Flurry would eat really hot food off a plate, but I almost never get people food. A bit of cheese from time to time. Like Wallace and Gromit. Those are good shows.

Back to gardening before I get in trouble. The dishpans. The guy I live with says this is a working garden and so there’s gardening stuff all over the place. The dishpans are essential for watering new plants. They’re showing their age, kind of like he is, but he couldn’t grow plants without them. This is the way you water newly potted plants, he says. And also soak the rootballs of newly-purchased plants. These little plants are mostly Aquilegia grahamii which he’s growing on (as they say across the Atlantic) for the RMC-NARGS plant sale in September.

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The guy I live with bought some plants of Russian sage, just “to fit in”, he said. Like that would ever happen. He bought some regular Russian sages, which he says have got to be hybrids of the two species, Perovskia abrotanoides and P. atriplicifolia, with more of the former than of the latter, which is why they’re called P. atriplicifolia, of course.

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The cultivar ‘Filigran’ looks almost like the pure species, Perovskia abrotanoides. The plants he got, besides the regular one grown everywhere, had a label that said ‘Little Spire;, which according to the Missouri Botanic Garden website, has deeply cut leaves like the ones shown above.

Well, one of the plants also had a label which said ‘Longin’, which the same website says has less deeply cut leaves, so that must be what these are.

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Much closer to Perovskia atriplicifolia. He grew that in the Long Border when it was the Long Border, but removed it when the Long Border became the messy rock garden it is now. ‘Longin’, by the way, was named for a Swiss botanist, and not, like one nursery website suggests, for some country-music song about Russian sages. Like, longin’. The regular plants could also be some other species, like P. virgata, P. botschantzevii, P. kudrjaschevii, P. linczevskii, etc. (I’m not going to type names like that any more.)

There’s a picture of Perovskia abrotanoides here and one of P. atripicifolia here and in the descriptions there is no mention of variability in the leaves, so confusion is the order of the day here. The guy I live with says the plants grow in China, which is why they’re called Russian sages. Kind of like how they call Scutellaria suffrutescens the “pink Texas skullcap” because it grows in Mexico.

Well, we’re almost done. The new Russian sages which really come from China went into the North Border, which the guy I live with says is half disaster and half catastrophe. He’s an eloquent guy. I’m going to show a picture of the North Border here, which is on the right.

You may also notice that the guy I live with has decided to be fashionable and fill his garden with mysterious signs, and containers placed perfectly, even though as you can see they’re empty, which he says is symbolic.

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I guess that’s it. It was a pretty nice day all around, what with waking up at the right time, and now bats are out. This is blurry, but they fly really fast.

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Until next time, then.

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more far niente stuff

Greeting and salutations, everyone. Once again it is I, Chess the purebred border collie, filling in for the guy I live with, who is busy staring at the floor again. You may remember me from such posts as “Still More Spring” and “Memory and Desire”, among other excellent contributions to English literature. Today I would say “here I am in a characteristic pose”, but the guy I live with thought this was funnier. Granted, it’s an excellent nose, and I bet the guy I live with is jealous, but this is no way to treat someone who helps hold down the ultra soft Pottery Barn sheets when the fan is blowing in cool night air. You can see the little scar, even. I forget how I got that.

072003

Okay, so I’m made to look bad already. The guy I live with did next to nothing today, and even blames me for us getting up at 9:45 this morning. Someone had to make sure the sheets didn’t fly off the bed.

As far as I’m concerned, this dolce far niente stuff if fine so long as I don’t get blamed for it. I’m a dog, and we don’t do much as a rule. Protect the house viciously when no one is home, hold down the bed sheets at night, give the guy I live with a reason to get some exercise by walking, and listen when he talks. I listen all day long. And we didn’t do anything today. Granted, he is retired, and in his declining years, but still, something could have happened today.

Oh, he planted a shrub. And he spread some burlap on the section of lawn in back where he sowed some buffalo grass seed. This is what it looks like.

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It took him two hours to do this. The burlap is so I can walk on it. It’s pinned down with landscaping fabric pins, which he pushed right into the ground, without having to hammer them. That’s how good the soil is back here. The grass can grow right through it, and the burlap will rot away, so the guy I live with insists, in time. I figure about six hundred years.

They call burlap “hessian” in places like England, but I guess here hessian is a bad thing, what with the Hessians during the Revolutionary War and all. But then the French are supposed to be bad, too, even though if it weren’t for them, we’d be saying hessian now instead of burlap. I don’t understand any of this. I say burlap. The guy I live with uses a lot of it, like he uses duct tape, rebar, and other gardening things.

Since I’m in the way back part of the garden, I should note that a most disgraceful thing is going on, and there’s nothing I can do about it.

072005

The squirrels are eating parts of apples, and then dropping them down onto the ground, without even caring if they might hit some passer-by, like me, right in the head. The apple tree was the first plant the guy I live with planted here, the way people start a garden and feel they have to include edible things. The apple tree is the only edible thing here (just the apples), except for some Egyptian onions which have been here since the dawn of time, and never consumed, which he grows because Graham Stuart Thomas said it was like “a shallot on legs” which he thought was funny. He still thinks that’s funny. It isn’t really. Nor is the fact that apples coming flying down off the tree all day long.

This part of the garden reeks of rotting apples, which I admit is a good smell, and you know the poet Schiller kept some in his desk drawer for inspiration, so it’s only a leap from rotten apples to Beethoven’s ninth symphony, and some people claim that they’re good for helping with panic attacks. The guy I live with should bring some into the house, especially before it starts to thunder, but I bet wasps would come in too, and I don’t much care for wasps in the house. And people might wonder why the house is filled with rotten apples. Or, come to think of it, maybe they might not.

I imagine that the back lawn will eventually look like the front lawn–the front lawn in the back yard, I mean–which looks like this after all the rain we got last weekend. You can see the lawnmowers, too. They work for free. The guy I live with claims there is a symbiotic relationship between the little lawnmowers and the native grasses, which all of these are except one that you can’t see, and that they grow better for being chewed.

072002

One of them isn’t doing any work right now. I think all this dolce far niente stuff is rubbing off.

It is on me, and so I don’t feel like saying anything else. I’ll leave you, then, with this picture, which is probably symbolic of everything that goes on here.

072001

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