windy and warm

Greetings, fellow earthlings. It’s me again, Chess the purebred border collie, provider of excellent posts. You may remember me from such wonderful posts as “The Barrow of Fear” and “Tick Talk”. I’m sitting in for the guy I live with, who’s busy gardening, though I suspect sometimes he just sits out there and pretends to garden.

It’s 85 degrees, ten percent humidity, and windy. Here I am on the patio cooling off some. The guy I live with has been brushing me a lot so I look all fluffy. No more ticks.

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I’ve said more than once that the guy I live with is kind of a nut. Well ….. I know he posted about his success with seed of Maihuenia patagonica, using GA3 or chipping the seed. Today he was out in the seed frames, with the watering can, and what did he see but these funny winged things that he didn’t recognize and had to bend down to identify them without knocking over all the other seed pots. His writing is hard to read (he can’t read it either, so I don’t know why he bothers), but you can see the seed was sown February 15, 2012. (The pots are his fancy-schmancy BEF Grower’s Pots that he got for 25 cents each back in the late 80s or early 90s and has kept outside ever since.)

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So, he has more seedlings. I would remind him that he also has this cactus in the garden, but somehow I think he would just look at me with his usual blank stare. If he already has plants, and seedlings downstairs under lights, what’s the big deal about seedlings outside?

Speaking of which, it looks like the little seedlings of Asclepias cryptoceras are still alive after he transplanted them into the trough “gently”. If they grow up and flower, I’ll never hear the end of it. It’s that little thing right in the middle of the picture. Very impressive.

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Now some pictures of Echium amoenum. I know the guy I live with has shown this before, but there’s a special reason for the pictures today. Supposedly special. Here’s the regular one.

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Almost wine colored. My buddy Slipper liked red wine. One time the guy I live with had a full glass of red wine sitting on the kitchen table and he heard these lapping sounds, and it was my buddy Slipper emptying the whole glass. The guy I live with doesn’t drink any more, and I hear you’re not supposed to give alcohol to dogs, but occasionally we did get a small dish of stout or porter once the fizzing had stopped. The fizzing was scary.

My buddy Slipper also liked coffee, but only with cream and sugar. He also liked toast, but only with butter and jelly on it. If he was given either of these things he would wait until the necessary extras were added. He wasn’t spoiled, just particular. I don’t care about wine or coffee, but I can hear when the guy I live with eats honey-flavored Greek yogurt with a spoon, even if he does it really quietly and even if I’m asleep.

Where was I? Oh, the echium. Look at this one. Yes, I know, there’s a problem with focusing here, and we’ve talked about that, but this is what we get.

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The echiums have been seeding all over the rock garden. They’re a little bristly for my taste. You can see the cherry-colored one right in the middle of the picture. The guy I live with spent some time weeding this part of the rock garden but the weeds have been growing really fast; there’s a bindweed creeping under the dwarf bristlecone pine on the right.

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So that’s the news for today. I should also mention that my mommy’s butterfly and moth collection is going to the Denver Museum of Natural History, and that even though I don’t drink coffee like my buddy Slipper did, I do like a cheeseburger from time to time.

 

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serious talk about lawns

Here I am once again, Chess the purebred border collie. You may remember me from such excellent posts as “Another Lonely Day” and “Going To California”, among many others. I’m going to talk seriously about lawns this evening. Here I am surveying the tiny lawn in the “way back”. It hasn’t been watered yet this year, and it’s starting to look sad. The bunnies have been peeing on it, too; that’s what all the dead spots are.

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The bunnies are supposed to eat the grass here and stay out of the garden, but they’re not honoring the agreement that the guy I live with imagines he has with them. The guy I live with imagines a lot of things, but this is one of the most peculiar.

He remembers something of that sort in the movie “My Dinner With André”, which is one of his favorite movies, and one of his cousins spent some time at Findhorn years ago, so, well, I don’t know how to finish this sentence.

This little lawn has been shrinking every year, like a lot of lawns across the country. The guy I live with put it here because he couldn’t think of anything else to do with this area. How lame is that?

For years, it was my buddy Slipper’s private lawn, because no one could see him pooping there. He was shy about that. I’m not.

The guy I live with thinks lawns are fairly weird, and peoples’ attitudes toward them even weirder. Since we’re on watering restrictions, he says it’s time to get rid of this little lawn and put something else in its place. And anyway, this green lawn, even as small as it is, looks slightly ridiculous in a dry climate. The late Christopher Lloyd said that patches or strips of green grass gave a garden a hectic look, and the guy I live with agrees.  He has some ideas for replacing the lawn; I can hardly wait to see them brought to fruition. (I bet nothing will happen for years.)

Well, today, he spent some time filling in bare spots in the other lawn, the one in the front part of the back yard, and that’s what I really wanted to talk about. This is the guy I live with’s idea of what a lawn should really look like. (The green things that look like weeds are sphaeralceas.) The grass is mostly blue grama, which he says needs watering about once a month if it doesn’t rain, which, considering the way things have been going, we can be fairly sure it won’t. And he can plant paintbrushes (that is, species of Castilleja) in the grass. There are already some there. Or so he says.

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The dark brown spots you see are cow poop. He spread some seed today. The first thing he did was spend about an hour looking for “the big scoop”, an item which I believe does not exist. He never found it, which is why I think that. So he used “the little scoop”, or, as I would call it, “the scoop”. He mixed some binder into a bag of cow poop.

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That’s probably too much binder, but I didn’t say anything. Binder is a natural glue, made from plantain I think, which he gets from Plants of the Southwest. It keeps the poop and seed from blowing away. He sprinkles the seed on the ground, waters it in with a watering can, then spreads the poop over the seed, using the scoop.

The guy I live with spent some time trying to figure out how to get open the bag of blue grama seed.

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He said there’s usually one string that you pull and the sewn strings just pull right apart, and the bag comes open. He’s never found that one string. (I’m wondering if this is a metaphor.) He finally got out his pocketknife and just cut through the string. (Maybe another metaphor.)

When he finally got the bag open, the whole project took about ten minutes. So, an hour looking for an imaginary large-sized scoop, and about half an hour trying to channel the spirit of Leonardo da Vinci so he could get to the seed.

The lawn, or, as he calls it, “the grassy area”, also has Artemisia frigida, gaillardias, and several other native grasses he’s growing to see how drought-resistant they really are. The bare spots were supposedly caused by me tinkling on them. When all else fails, blame the dog, right?

The seed should germinate in a few days. The guy I live with says he’s going to sow buffalograss seed along both sides of the “temporary” gravel paths he put in so I “won’t track mud into the house”. It’s a matter of opinion as to who really tracks in the most mud.

I’m going into the house now. I hope you enjoyed this post on our two lawns.

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