serious talk about lawns

Here I am once again, Chess the purebred border collie. You may remember me from such excellent posts as “Another Lonely Day” and “Going To California”, among many others. I’m going to talk seriously about lawns this evening. Here I am surveying the tiny lawn in the “way back”. It hasn’t been watered yet this year, and it’s starting to look sad. The bunnies have been peeing on it, too; that’s what all the dead spots are.

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The bunnies are supposed to eat the grass here and stay out of the garden, but they’re not honoring the agreement that the guy I live with imagines he has with them. The guy I live with imagines a lot of things, but this is one of the most peculiar.

He remembers something of that sort in the movie “My Dinner With André”, which is one of his favorite movies, and one of his cousins spent some time at Findhorn years ago, so, well, I don’t know how to finish this sentence.

This little lawn has been shrinking every year, like a lot of lawns across the country. The guy I live with put it here because he couldn’t think of anything else to do with this area. How lame is that?

For years, it was my buddy Slipper’s private lawn, because no one could see him pooping there. He was shy about that. I’m not.

The guy I live with thinks lawns are fairly weird, and peoples’ attitudes toward them even weirder. Since we’re on watering restrictions, he says it’s time to get rid of this little lawn and put something else in its place. And anyway, this green lawn, even as small as it is, looks slightly ridiculous in a dry climate. The late Christopher Lloyd said that patches or strips of green grass gave a garden a hectic look, and the guy I live with agrees.  He has some ideas for replacing the lawn; I can hardly wait to see them brought to fruition. (I bet nothing will happen for years.)

Well, today, he spent some time filling in bare spots in the other lawn, the one in the front part of the back yard, and that’s what I really wanted to talk about. This is the guy I live with’s idea of what a lawn should really look like. (The green things that look like weeds are sphaeralceas.) The grass is mostly blue grama, which he says needs watering about once a month if it doesn’t rain, which, considering the way things have been going, we can be fairly sure it won’t. And he can plant paintbrushes (that is, species of Castilleja) in the grass. There are already some there. Or so he says.

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The dark brown spots you see are cow poop. He spread some seed today. The first thing he did was spend about an hour looking for “the big scoop”, an item which I believe does not exist. He never found it, which is why I think that. So he used “the little scoop”, or, as I would call it, “the scoop”. He mixed some binder into a bag of cow poop.

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That’s probably too much binder, but I didn’t say anything. Binder is a natural glue, made from plantain I think, which he gets from Plants of the Southwest. It keeps the poop and seed from blowing away. He sprinkles the seed on the ground, waters it in with a watering can, then spreads the poop over the seed, using the scoop.

The guy I live with spent some time trying to figure out how to get open the bag of blue grama seed.

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He said there’s usually one string that you pull and the sewn strings just pull right apart, and the bag comes open. He’s never found that one string. (I’m wondering if this is a metaphor.) He finally got out his pocketknife and just cut through the string. (Maybe another metaphor.)

When he finally got the bag open, the whole project took about ten minutes. So, an hour looking for an imaginary large-sized scoop, and about half an hour trying to channel the spirit of Leonardo da Vinci so he could get to the seed.

The lawn, or, as he calls it, “the grassy area”, also has Artemisia frigida, gaillardias, and several other native grasses he’s growing to see how drought-resistant they really are. The bare spots were supposedly caused by me tinkling on them. When all else fails, blame the dog, right?

The seed should germinate in a few days. The guy I live with says he’s going to sow buffalograss seed along both sides of the “temporary” gravel paths he put in so I “won’t track mud into the house”. It’s a matter of opinion as to who really tracks in the most mud.

I’m going into the house now. I hope you enjoyed this post on our two lawns.

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9 Responses to serious talk about lawns

  1. Susan ITPH says:

    Admittedly, I have a hard time with the idea of going completely lawn-less just yet. You’re going to try to get me to give up my electric blanket next.

    • paridevita says:

      Replacing a lawn with a garden that needs just as much water doesn’t make much sense to me.
      I have no idea what the answer is.

      I originally typed a long comment about lawns and water conservation, and then wondered why I did it, because I don’t really care.
      The only thing about this that does get to me are the irrational responses to drought and watering restrictions, which do convince me that I’m surrounded by weirdos.

      • Desert Dweller says:

        That is so true…that’s what all the early “xeriscape” attempts were about. More anti-lawn than pro-dryland garden. I think the answer is in doing what you’re already doing (me too), then exploring every possible design style. Fun…too bad the pay won’t afford So Cal.

      • paridevita says:

        Well, the color of blue grama and buffalograss blends in better with dryland gardens than does a patch of dark green grass. At least in my view.
        Finding cool plants which I don’t have to water every five minutes, or even once a week (which is way too much) is part of the fun, though it can also be frustrating. I finally snagged Purshia glandulosa and Symphoricarpos longiflorus, and Philadelphus madrensis (from Cistus) sailed through this past winter.

  2. I wonder if Christo would think my grass paths are hectic?

    My Dinner With Andre is one of my favourites and I seem to mention it a few times a year. Most people have never heard of it.

    There was a third thing…

    • paridevita says:

      Yes, he would probably have said grass paths are hectic. He said a lot of things….
      The binder keeps the poop, and in theory the seed, from blowing or washing away. I used too much in a sowing next door and it formed a crust which the tiny grass seedlings had a difficult time poking through, but that was one of those learning experiences.

  3. Oh yeah. That cow poop with binder idea is intriguing.

  4. Astra says:

    He said there’s usually one string that you pull and the sewn strings just pull right apart, and the bag comes open. He’s never found that one string. (I’m wondering if this is a metaphor.)

    I found the one string once. Then I lost it again.

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