Greetings and salutations, everyone; yes, once again it is I, your popular host, Mani the purebred border collie, ever on guard against super scary things, and here this evening to show just exactly how scary it can sometimes get here, and how bravely I deal with it. You may remember me from such posts in equally terrifying subjects as “The Green Horrors”, among at least a few others.
Here I am in a characteristic, though not hugely focused, pose. Things were still pretty scary. I was still being brave, though. I went out into the garden this evening, quite unsuspectingly, minding my own personal business, when all of a sudden I encountered what can only be described as a nameless horror.
The guy I live with came out to help me dispose of this fell thing.
Of course we have a movie showing the teamwork we displayed; teamwork which I think you’ll agree is pretty amazing, considering the bloodcurdling terror this thing in the garden caused for both of us.
If you get scared easily you might want to have someone else watch this movie for you, and report what they saw.
The guy I live with didn’t kill the thing, though I think he was strongly tempted. He just subdued it, and carried it into the garage.
Until next time, then.