for shame

I went to a box store and bought four Russian sages. I never do things like this, but they’re for the gardens across the street and next door, they were on sale, and I didn’t feel like spending much money on them.

just to prove I really did this

I feel slightly guilty about doing this, since this hardly supports local nurseries, but in exchange for my shameful act, I can report that it was no fun at all. Like the difference between eating instant noodles and going to a good pho place. Utterly joyless. I felt like a robot. A joyless robot, no less. Are-these-Russian-sages-on-sale-and-how-much-are-they. That’s-a-good-price. It-does-compute. I-like-them-they-make-a-dramatic-statement-with-their-form-and-texture-and-winter-interest. They-are-not-for-me-though. Eep. End-of-transmission.

As far as the sages are concerned, yes, they’re overused in landscapes here, but they will grow without any supplemental irrigation, and these are very low-maintenance gardens. (I do it, so I might as well be honest and say they’re no-maintenance gardens.) Not only that, the goldfinches love them.

I planted two of them, dug up a Cistus crispus that had been trampled by house painters next door; the cistus will go in my garden.

That’s what I get in trade.

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what’s your problem?

Dear Gladiolus dalenii:

I have this blog (an ugly word, I know), and a while back I hinted that something really exciting was going to happen in the little garden by the front window. That’s right, the one you’re in.

I was talking about you. You bloomed last year, and you were so spectacular that airplanes flying overhead slowed down to look at you. A huge spike of red-orange and yellow flowers, remember? That’s why I planted you, for flowers. Not just to sit there and look like any number of plants with sword-shaped leaves.

Yes, I know it hasn’t been raining, and the soil you’re growing in is not terrific, but that’s no excuse, because I can see that you’re five times bigger than last year, so–do the math–there should be five times as many flower spikes as last year. Not none, five times as many.

That was Blossom Booster I sprinkled on you the other day. So what if it probably expired in 1973? It’s the thought that counts. And you do get watered. Let’s see some action here.

Yours truly,

the person who can dig you up and give you away if you don’t do what I want.

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